Jordan's Restaurant

The logo is amazing, obviously, and our whole family has the merch. The muffins are genuinely delicious, when hot and slathered with butter. But also their egg muffin was bodega-worthy, and the lobster omelet really well done. Also, if you get to talking, you'll learn from the waiter about how fall and winter is for "newlyweds and nearly deads" and that Martha Stewart is kind of mean.